Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Winter Here in Indiana

There is some truth in this. Mostly my brothers and my Dad doing many of these things. The cookout thing is also true. We had a neighbour grilling when it was in the 20's several weeks ago. Enjoy!

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING...
65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Indiana plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Indiana sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Indiana drive with the windows down..

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Indiana throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Indiana have the last cookout before it gets
cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Hoosiers close the windows.

Zero:
Texans fly away to Mexico .
People in Indiana get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Indiana are selling cookies door to
door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Indiana let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Hoosiers get upset because they can't start the
Snow-mobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops .
People in Indiana start saying...'Cold enough fer
ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Indiana public schools will open 2 hours late*

4 comments:

  1. Those are so true! I've done almost all of those! Thanks for sharing!

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  2. Ohh, thank you very much for your comment Esther. I love getting them. You know who my sister Jocelyn is? I hope that spring comes as well! It is blowing snow here :( unhappy... i am sick of being cold. i wish that summer would come and never leave again! but this is the way life is!
    Haha!

    Love,
    Miss Hannah
    P.S. I hope that it is not blowing snow there like it is here! :P

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  3. I did not know that! Thank you too! I feel the same way too, "I’m a summer girl. It’s snowing really hard and blowing pretty hard too, right now", that's what i feel too!
    Love,
    Miss Hannah

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  4. LOL.
    I admit, us Southern folks just don't know the cold of the north. :-) BUT, here in Florida, at 65 degrees, we still are planting gardens. In fact, most of our crops happen during 'winter.' (or at least what winter we have!) I don't think I've ever been in zero degree weather.. brrr.. but we did get a teeny bit of snow on our trampoline and in the wood pile this year! :-)

    Have a blessed week!
    In Christ,
    Leah Kathryn

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